Welcome to Your Free Therapy Session!

It’s nothing personal against that ugly little doll, but in Kick the Buddy 3D unblocked, he’s going to endure a whole lot of punishment for your amusement. This little guy has selflessly agreed to just float here and let you attack him so you can have a laugh and feel less frustrated! Grab your weapon and let loose on him – he can take it. The more you stab, shoot, and blow him up, the more money you will earn.

Unlock an Entire Arsenal in Kick the Buddy 3D

You start this free to play game out with just a knife, but after enough jabs, you’ll be able to upgrade to the machine gun. And then the rocket launcher. And so on and so forth until you’ve unlocked a full-blow tank for 500,000 gold! The best part? With the exception of the knife, you can set each weapon on “auto fire,” meaning it will continue to shoot the little guy even after you walk away. Just trust us, five minutes or more with Kick the Buddy 3D online, and you’ll feel much better.